I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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