Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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