im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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