are you still at the devil's house?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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