then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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