Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
