i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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