There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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