I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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