West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
