Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im holly from the hills drunk
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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