she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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