brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Randomize
