He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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