I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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