I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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