I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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