it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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