Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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