is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dear god my vagina.
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