Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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