Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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