You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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