walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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