i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
we made out on top of his cat.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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