We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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