3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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