I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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