you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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