That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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