I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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