I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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