Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
