Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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