Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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