My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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