dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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