Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just pee around me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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