brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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