Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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