let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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