I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
