Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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