Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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