i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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