Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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