Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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