Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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