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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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