Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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