No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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