when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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