apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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