My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Randomize
