is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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