she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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