so explain again why im purple
no
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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