He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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