the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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