Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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