There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
whose parrot is this?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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