I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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